Yes, I'm officially Australian because I SURF. In my own very special elegant way. By acting like the surfboard is actually a bodyboard so I hold on tight while laying on my belly like a whale and try not to fall off as the waves take me all the way back. And that's when I become an actual whale and strand on the beach. All of that with a white sunscreen nose and a sexy wetsuit. Hot stuff, I tell you. Because no one is waiting for a picture of me in a wetsuit, I show you my equally hot travel buddy Raphael. We met in a Tasmanian forest, drank black bubble tea in Melbourne and hitchhiked the Great Ocean Road together. And when you put awesome and awesome together, you know good times will roll.